Tuesday, August 13, 2013

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace



Let me state right now that the idea of an ocean cruise strikes terror into my heart. The notion of spending a week (7NC) trapped with a bunch of strangers on a ship in the middle of the ocean with no chance of escape...well, I am the one you see leaping overboard!

Reading David Foster Wallace's hilarious account of spending a week (7NightCruise) on board a luxury ship in A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, has only confirmed that there is Belle and there is the Ocean Liner and never the twain shall meet. 

It also confirmed my suspicion that there aren't enough anti-motion sickness patches in the world to stave off mal de mer.

Reading Mr. Wallace's take on the enforced fun, the forced feedings seven times a day, and the frolicking of his fellow passengers was in all ways, for me, the best cruise experience. My armchair doesn't move. There are no engines throbbing continuously underneath me. There are no smiling waitresses trying to sell me a six dollar drink (not included in the price of the cruise). There is no glare from the sun and sea so there is no chance of getting sunburned. There are no touristy ports of call -  picturesque (the front side of poverty) and full of cheap souvenirs - to negotiate. 

Mr. Wallace was sent by Harper's to take this Caribbean cruise and write about his experiences. The piece was published in 1996 under the title "Shipping Out". By his own admission he filled three Mead notebooks with his observations, opinions, fears and phobias, insights, and philosophical musings. He acknowledges that having one's every need and want attended to All The Time only sets up a craving for even more luxurious pampering and faster, better service. We are insatiable spoiled brats.

I have long been of the opinion that we are being entertained to death. We cannot spend one moment in contemplation or silence and spend an inordinate amount of money trying to amuse ourselves.

Our battle cry: "Are we having fun yet?"

ASFTINDA is a long piece that is one of seven essays/reports/arguments in the book of the same name. Mr. Wallace sprinkles 137 footnotes throughout the text that offer explanations and asides. The footnotes are worth reading on their own. Other pieces offer Mr. Wallace's take on subjects such as the 1993 Illinois State Fair, the impact of television on contemporary literature, and tennis and professional athletes.

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again is a great read and I look forward to diving into other pieces of Mr. Wallace's non-fiction included in this book.

8 comments:

  1. For the reasons you state and because of my propensity for motion sickness, a cruise is my idea of hell! I have to admit that I enjoy books and movies about people on ships, especially back in the 1920s or 1930s.

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    1. I know, Joan, the movies always make everything on the ship look so elegant and fine. I once visited the Queen Mary which is perpetually docked in Long Beach, Calif. and that was enough for me. At least it wasn't moving. The term we used after the tour was 'faded elegance.'

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  2. Over the past few years I have been encourages by well meaning individuals to go on a cruise, it seems in some peoples minds that when you attain a certain age, commensurate with the onset of a certain forgetfulness, the desire to go on one of those must certainly increase. However on the top of my list of things I NEVER wish to do is a cruise. I love the ocean and spend a good deal of time on it but strictly in a craft made for one (a single kayak)!
    As a board-certified introvert (I ask those who pester me to accompany them on such an adventure to please read "The Introvert Advantage" to try to understand me better!) a cruise is the stuff of my worst nightmare.

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    1. Tullik, I am not sure I would even like a craft made for one. I like my ocean at my feet as I stand on the sandy beach and stare into the distance!

      There is another introvert book called 'Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking' by Susan Cain. I have not read it but a fellow introvert friend said it was worth reading.

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    2. Belle, yes "Quiet..." is very good. In parts a little technical but overall an excellent read. "The Introvert Advantage" was for me an eye opener and allowed me to better understand my "condition"!!

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    3. Thanks, Tullik. I will investigate both of them.

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  3. I think those elegant bygone days of boats in 30s' films have completely spoiled the icruise for me. I would insist on large trunks and several changes of dress a day. However, I also get horribly seasick, so I don't think this will happen! I really must read this essay - from your quotes today it sounds marvellous.

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    1. I agree, Vicki. I would want to travel in high style and be escorted by an elegant gentleman in a tuxedo -- maybe David Niven or Rex Harrison. Of course, the effect would be spoiled by me retching over the rails!

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